I've finally taken the decision that
I need to learn to drive. It's taken me a little longer than everyone else, I'll be learning at the grand old age of twenty-five (or even twenty-six by the time I get my act together). I'm pretty sure one of the reasons I've decided to learn to drive is because my provisional licence will expire soon and I'll feel like a massive failure if I have to pay £70 to renew the bloody thing.
I did do a little bit of driving when I turned 17 - but the lessons cost £20 a week, which was exactly the same amount of money I earned at my Saturday job at BHS (which will one day be how I show my age, the shop doesn't even exist anymore!). The lessons soon stopped when I crashed my driving instructor's car (his fault, promise) and my Dad ended up threatening to sue him. He ended up taking me out after that, taking it in turns with my stepmum, but eventually, I moved to Uni and couldn't afford a car. Then I moved to Holland and there was no point driving there - after all, everyone cycles and I can't do my lefts and rights in this country, let alone thinking about it there. Then I moved to London. And who needs a car when you live so close to the tube station you get their wifi in the living room?
But the time comes to us all. One day I'll move out of London and I'll have to be able to drive when I leave this well-connected city. I might as well get it ticked off while I can. In a moment of "I really have to commit to this driving test thing" I booked my theory test. Here are eight recurring thoughts I've had since then: